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Hi friends! As I write this, I am incredibly shaky, as I have been all day. In the 3am hour, all our smoke alarms went off at once. They are wired that way, as they are hard-wired into the electrical of the house we live in. They also have battery power. It was fucking terrifying as we were both deeply asleep. There was no fire. We sniffed about, ran to all the rooms and felt and sniffed at the shared walls with the people in the other units. We went outside and looked around the house. Then they went off again. Then they stopped. Then they went off yet again. We think it’s the breaker (they are all on the same one) so we switched it off and texted the property owner this morning. As I mentioned, the smoke alarms still work on battery so that is a bit of reassurance; however, we didn’t exactly get good sleep after that and I’ve been a bit of a zombie all day. I hope to get to bed early tonight.